Bad Advice for Good People

I've read some stuff: self help, health and spiritual type shit. My forté is reinterpreting it as my own. I've got a (fake) Ph.D. in advice-ing, all women do don't they? Let me tell you what to do with your life so I don't have to look at my own. WHEN ASKING A QUESTION, PLEASE INCLUDE DETAILS: age, sex, sexual orientation etc. Anonymous is fine. Also, be concise, please, I can't answer overly long questions. I'm the wordy one on my blog.